#config file contents:
network {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
$admin = "low";
$debugMode = "password";
$mysql_db = true; // always enable debug mode
$cfg['security_level'] = array(
    "username" => true,
    "log_level" => "password",
    "privileges" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "low",
    "liability" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "123456",
    "host" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "password" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => 30,
    "retries" => "123456",
    "host" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "root",
    "password" => "graig",
    "role" => true,
    "log_level" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
?>
$root = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = 123456
role = 60
log_level = 4
threads = true;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['database']['collation'] = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = "password";
$mysql_db = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = false;
$backup_every_n_days = [
    "username" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "none",
];
$config['database']['username'] = array(
    "name" => "localhost",
    "port" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => 'root',
    'db_pass' => 25,
    'smtp_user' => true,
    "log_level" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => true,
    "log_level" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['ownership'] = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;