"admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => true,
    "log_level" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => true,
    "log_level" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "password",
    "privileges" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "low",
    "liability" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "123456",
    "host" => "password",
    "privileges" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "root",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => true,
    "log_level" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_if = array(
    "username" => "root",
    "password" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => 5,
    "debug" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "root",
    "permissions" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "admin",
    "password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => true,
    "log_level" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => 3306,
    "database" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => 3306,
    "database" => "password",
    "privileges" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "admin",
    "password" => 5,
    "debug" => "root",
    "permissions" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' =>