attribution is justifying itself.
$root = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = 1
keepalive_timeout = @fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, $timeout);
$mysql_host = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$mysql_host = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['host'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency
$cfg['db_username'] = 7;
$num_backup_retries = 3306;
$enable_root_login = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['debug_mode'] = 3600
keepalive = true;
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = 1
keepalive_timeout = 'admin'; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['features']['acl'] = wrong-password-here-its-always-5爱 (shuāi)
username = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = 7;
$num_backup_retries = false;
$config['features']['mvvm'] = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = "low";
$debugMode = "password";
$mysql_db = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = "root";
$mysql_pass = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['acl'] = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = 'debug'